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Comments (0)Well sports fans, here I was all aglow with bragging on you that we are now one year old and that we are in fine form with some hard core and radical messages coming your way. But when I got to my office yesterday, there was a message from my compatriot Joe in Chicago that our site had been hacked, and the blog looked like a promo for the flick “The Eyes of Laura Mars.”
If you happened to see it, you know what I mean. Apparently, some assholes got into our server in South Carolina and hacked quite a few sites besides ours. The brazen pricks even named themselves and left two email contacts behind. I, of course wanted to immediately seek revenge and locate these scofflaws and string them up by the balls. Then, I got the word this is not that unusual in the cyberspace world, and finding them would be impossible. Even though there are safeguards to stop this type of thing happening, you cannot prevent someone from imposing their evil hacking ways.
Speaking of South Carolina—beautiful state to visit and play golf in. Especially Hilton Head. Myrtle Beach is a shithole and a redneck honky-tonk town with a zillion titty bars and, of course, the state is home to such past political luminaries as John C. Calhoun, Strom Thurmond, Mendel Rivers, John Jenrette (and his hottie wife Rita, who posed for Playboy) and the latest folk hero who claimed his fifteen minutes, Joe Wilson. Or should I say the apologetic Joe Wilson, who said he was sorry about calling the Prez a liar and said he would apologize no more. I believe he’s sincere and I’m positive that Fox News does as well.
As to our birthday, I want to thank all of you who have enjoyed our science project, and I hope we’ll be around for a few more birthdays. I’m psyched for some fall political machinations, and we’ll be right there dishing out the pearls of wisdom, and one thing that I can assure you is that we will not be mundane. Let’s hear from you more often, and for those of you of the Jewish persuasion, may you have a happy and healthy New Year.
