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Want pancakes? Have a mammogram. A funny and friendly reminder!

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I had a mammogram this week. I have to get one every year; though mine are small there is still room for fibroids. My tech went so far as to comment on them, saying they’re “perfectly perky.” Well, she said that after laughing aloud at the thought of getting my A’s to stay up on the shelf of the machine. After getting a good chuckle she stuck on a set of stunning nipple markers, which are stickers with silver balls that resemble starter earrings. Tech: “Sorry we’re all out of fringe.” Me: “Don’t worry, I have some at home.” I guess she was right to laugh. The first time on the shelf they slipped right out. The intense squeezing actually slung-shot them back towards my body. The second time she got a couple ribs on board. I’m guessing as… read more

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