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Baltimore native Jenny Isenman is a freelance writer, mom, and wife who finds the humor in everyday life. suburbanjungle.net

Goodbye Disney, Hello Backyard!
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In response to a canceled vacation I was forced to write a scathing letter to Mickey… Mouse that is. Dear Mickey: Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think we need to take a break. Sure, I love the way you and your friends with oversized heads eat breakfast with my family and entertain us with your theme parks, but you ask for so much in return. I pay a near fortune to see you, then you woo my daughter into expensive princess attire and offer pricey oversized turkey legs, costly Pooh shaped popsicles, and expensive embroidered hats with ears… that don’t really translate in the real world. I’m sorry, that sounded like I was blaming you for the economy. I’m sure you and Minnie have a ton of Disney stock options, so I know you’re feelin’… read more

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